Friends be kept Friends be gained And even friends lost be friends regained He had no foes he made them all into friends A friend will die for you Acquaintances can never make friends Some friends want to be everybody's friend There are friends who take you away from friends Friends believe in friendship with a vengeance! Some friends always want to do you favors Some always want to get NEAR you You can't do this to me I'm your FRIEND My friends said FDR1 Let's be friends says the USSR Old Scrooge knew a joy in a friendless Christmas Leopold and Loeb2 planning in the night! Et tu Brute I have many friends yet sometimes I am nobody's friend The majority of friends are male Girls always prefer male friends Friends know when you're troubled It's what they crave for! The bonds of friendship are not inseparable Those who haven't any friends and want some are often creepy Those who have friends and don't want them are doomed Those who haven't any friends and don't want any are grand Those who have friends and want them seem sadly human Sometimes I scream Friends are bondage! A madness! All a waste of INDIVIDUAL time -- Without friends life would be different not miserable does one need a friend in heaven.