Friends be kept Friends be gained And even friends lost be friends regained He had no foes he made them all into friends A friend will die for you Acquaintances can never make friends Some friends want to be everybody's friend There are friends who take you away from friends Friends believe in friendship with a vengeance! Some friends always want to do you favors Some always want to get NEAR you You can't do this to me I'm your FRIEND My friends said FDR1 Let's be friends says the USSR Old Scrooge knew a joy in a friendless Christmas Leopold and Loeb2 planning in the night! Et tu Brute I have many friends yet sometimes I am nobody's friend The majority of friends are male Girls always prefer male friends Friends know when you're troubled It's what they crave for! The bonds of friendship are not inseparable Those who haven't any friends and want some are often creepy Those who have friends and don't want them are doomed Those who haven't any friends and don't want any are grand Those who have friends and want them seem sadly human Sometimes I scream Friends are bondage! A madness! All a waste of INDIVIDUAL time -- Without friends life would be different not miserable does one need a friend in heaven.
I am watching them churn the last milk they'll ever get from me. They are waiting for me to die; They want to make buttons out of my bones. Where are my sisters and brothers? That tall monk there, loading my uncle, he has a new cap. And that idiot student of his -- I never saw that muffler before. Poor uncle, he lets them load him. How sad he is, how tired! I wonder what they'll do with his bones? And that beautiful tail! How many shoelaces will they make of that!
I ran up six flights of stairs to my small furnished room opened the window and began throwing out those things most important in life
First to go, Truth, squealing like a fink: "Don't! I'll tell awful things about you!" "Oh yeah? Well, I've nothing to hide ... OUT!" Then went God, glowering & whimpering in amazement: "It's not my fault! I'm not the cause of it all!" "OUT!" Then Love, cooing bribes: "You'll never know impotency! All the girls on Vogue covers, all yours!" I pushed her fat ass out and screamed: "You always end up a bummer!" I picked up Faith Hope Charity all three clinging together: "Without us you'll surely die!" "With you I'm going nuts! Goodbye!"
Then Beauty ... ah, Beauty -- As I led her to the window I told her: "You I loved best in life ... but you're a killer; Beauty kills!" Not really meaning to drop her I immediately ran downstairs getting there just in time to catch her "You saved me!" she cried I put her down and told her: "Move on."
Went back up those six flights went to the money there was no money to throw out. The only thing left in the room was Death hiding beneath the kitchen sink: "I'm not real!" It cried "I'm just a rumor spread by life ..." Laughing I threw it out, kitchen sink and all and suddenly realized Humor was all that was left -- All I could do with Humor was to say: "Out the window with the window!"